NOEXTEHO

Although I haven't seen Dark Knight (YET), I definitely think Heath Ledger deserves the Oscar for this scene.

(from superdickery)

I like videos that make fun of me.

Today, a girl was looking for a couple of CDs which she couldn't find, and needed for a school project. She told me she would love me forever if I found them. With such an incentive, how could I resist this challenge? Deftly, but not without effort, I then found both CDs.

But, alas, her pledge to love me forever was a lie.